Red Onion Sunday Mise en Place (Jan. 30 to Feb. 5, ‘017)

Thank you, thank you, welcome to Red Onion week on the Green Onion Blog, even all my haters.  This week is going to be tremendous, it’s gonna be huge, the biggest, best week ever in blogging, it’ll be tremendous, believe me.  Early predictions say that millions of people will be coming to read my posts this week, it’ll be a bigly crowd, like all the way to the mall.  This blog has been a total disaster.  We gotta get smart, and I know words, I have the best words, there will be so much winning. I’m like, a really smart person.  I am going to make the Green Onion Blog great again!

What’s Going On…

I’m gonna build a wall around my house.  It’ll be the best wall.  I haven’t had an issue with vandalism or drugs coming into my home, but there are some bad hombres out there.  So, just in case I am going to build the biggest, greatest wall around my house.  The world is a scary place, gotta keep the “evil” out.  So, my wall will be tremendous.  The best part, somebody else will pay for it.  I don’t know who, or how, but I have plans.  Believe me, I have the best plans.

I am also gonna go ahead and make the decision to change all of Green’s images to images of me this week.  They’re great, they really represent the size of my hands, bigly.  Believe me, I have biggest hands.

Last Weeks Posts-

  • Green revisited his thoughts on Audiobooks, it’s a mess, I support paying the most for your books.
  • Rocket Racoon and Groot, Gaurdians of the Galaxy my big hands.  If they were so great there wouldn’t be so many bad hombres out there.
  • And then there is the so-called children’s book author, Mo Willems.

Upcoming-

We gotta get smart, and drain the swamp here.  I am gonna re-review one of Greens favourite books, it’ll be tremendously better, the best.  I will talk about the most under rated heroes in fiction.  I’ll take a look at an ‘over-rated’ Dr. Seuss book.  And, a whole bunch of other great stuff.  This’ll be the best week, I’d tell you to come by but everyone already is.  Millions and millions of people are coming, it’ll be tremendous.

Thanks booknerds, let’s make the Green Onion Blog great again!

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27 Comments Add yours

  1. Lol welcome Red Onion

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Heaven help us all…the Red Onion has taken control of the blogging-sphere. Hahaha and I CANNOT wait to see how this goes. May the Force be with us.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Green Onion says:

      A “force” for sure! It’ll be tremendous

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Uh, but,have we seen the popular vote? I mean, by my rough calculations it looks like Green Onion won the preferred author by north of 3 million. Is this a blog electoral college thing or…? Either way, I’m sure the week will be an interesting ride.

        Liked by 3 people

      2. Green Onion says:

        Where you get your numbers from, CNN? Sad. Listen, most those votes were illegal, lots of people voted twice. Green is a terrible blogger, recieving a whole bunch of emails that he deletes before anyone else reads them.

        Liked by 3 people

  3. Donna says:

    Go Red or Go home!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I literally just giggled! Welcome!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Nancy says:

    Red Onion- you actually seem more orange to me…

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Green Onion says:

      Such a nasty woman…

      Liked by 1 person

  6. I need this so much haha! Thank you Red Onion 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Weezelle says:

    You’re very clever- loved this post!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Green Onion says:

      Thank you, I’m like really smart

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Weezelle says:

        I can like, totally tell.

        Liked by 1 person

  8. Zezee says:

    Lmao lol! I guess Red Onion will also sign off on a bunch of crazy executive orders for this site too. Like not allowed to read a word because of your religious affiliation or something.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Green Onion says:

      Who could be so close minded and “evil”. I will be signing an order today that bans anyone from ever leaving the Green Onion Blog though. Let’s make the Green Onion Blog great again!

      Liked by 1 person

  9. rashthedoctor says:

    Whoa ! I hope i don’t get my Blogging visa banned , being all foreigner and brown-skinned and all 😱

    Like

  10. Laura Beth says:

    I laughed so hard while reading this yesterday morning, that my husband came downstairs from his man cave to check on me in the living room. He read the whole post and started laughing just as hard. This was awesome!

    Like

  11. TeacherofYA says:

    Wait…I’m confused. What is the significance of the Red Onion? Does it mean something? I want to be a part of the Red Onion support, lol!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Green Onion says:

      We’re Making the Green Onion Blog Great Again!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. TeacherofYA says:

        Oh! Hahahahaha! Gotcha!

        Liked by 1 person

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