Green Onion Does Fashion

Nordstrom, the clothing store that I am afraid will take all my money if I walk past it.  The store I cant even enter because my tax bracket is too low.  Nordstrom, #3 on Trump’s terrorist hit list behind Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Canadian dairy farmers, has released their new line of expensive dirty clothing.  For…

San Diego Comic Con- 1 Pass free to the right person

​I don’t know if you have seen this Craigslist ad from ‘Gordie’ yet.  It is pretty funny, creepy, beyond disturbing, but funny.  Essentially, ‘Gordie’ is a 56-year-old male who has left his wife and his amazing job as Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation.  Who would give up a sweet gig at Soup Plantation you ask?…

Top 10 Lost Items (that almost suck as bad as losing my phone)

Hello? Is this thing on? I have to say, it’s pure insanity how far technology zooms forward in a matter of years.  Recently my phone went on a vacation and stranded me with a shotty computer that I call ××××××; or computer.  Digging deep into my archives, I was able to retrieve an artifact.  A…

Madness

Fittingly in the middle of Wonderland Week, my world has turned to madness.  Not only is my computer out-of-order, but my phone decided that yesterday would be a great day to try its new life out as a brick.  Unfortunately, my phone company is trying to give me the run around and making life much…

Top 10 Funniest Heroes in Comics

​There is nothing comparable to a good book that can make you laugh out loud in a quiet room.  Comic books have always been filled with humour.  Heck, they are often referred to as the ‘funny books’.  Last week we looked at the class clown as an archetype and how useful, and layered they actually are.  So,…